WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (April 3)

7. Friendly Public Service Reminder

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The Ultimate Warrior is literally the worst person on the entire roster to have an award named after him that honors those battling cancer. The worst. As a fully grown adult, Warrior had this to say about the beloved Bobby Heenan as he was battling the horrifying disease (And yes, he literally spelled his name €œBooby€):

€œAs for you, Booby Heenan, it€™s just too difficult to keep a straight face talking about the pure two-faced bag of s**t you are (and have always been), what, with you also actually wearing one as a piece of body jewelry. You are dying, dis-eased on the inside, and no more time is left to get back any of the integrity that matters the most on death€™s bed.

Imagine what it will be like, lying there taking in your last breaths, knowing you whored yourself out your whole life, and had to, in your final years, be faced with emptying your own personal s**t bag affirming to you the true value of what you achieved in your life. Not even Vince could come up with a better finish than this. Karma is just a beautiful thing to behold.€

He never apologized for this statement. Congrats Joan Lunden!

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