WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (Aug 21)

by Andrew Soucek

1. KFC: Kentucky Fried Crap

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Dolph Ziggler as Colonel Sanders beating up Miz as a giant chicken didn't make it to air, but it was just another example of WWE’s weird philosophy when it comes to entertainment.

For most fans, the entertainment comes from the wrestling. Vince McMahon wants to try and please everyone, so he puts out really broad, bad humor, which means no one is really all that happy or entertained.

In Vince's mind, Miz dressed as a chicken probably causes him uncontrollable fits of laughter. Just one week after putting Scooby Doo over, The Intercontinental Champion is now letting a man who died 36 years ago beat him too.

This continues to further open a horrifying gate to advertising hell. Within one year, The Popeye’s lady will likely be Women’s Champion, the Burger King will be the US Champion and Flo the Progressive lady will become the GM of SmackDown. As long as you have some money, WWE is willing to sell their wrestling soul.

Time to kick out.

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