Vroom, vroom! Were on the fastlane to WrestleMania! But first, were going to take a pit-stop at a pay-per-view called Fastlane with action you cant get anywhere else! Well, except for that weve seen Chris Jericho vs. A.J. Styles a couple times, Kevin Owens vs. Dolph Ziggler six times since the beginning of December, and Kalisto vs. Alberto Del Rio in some form so many times that another round feels like a bad joke but BESIDES THAT, um Brock Lesnar vs. Roman vs. Dean could be fun! The worst insult of the week goes to Velvet Sky for calling The Dollhouse The Doghouse. Woof. Well, elsewhere in the wrestling world, WWE announced an award called the Vincent J. McMahon award. Someday, there will be a Vincent K. McMahon award with the body of a 70-year-old Vince, and the face of Hornswoggle. It seems only fitting. Lastly, Kane opened a portal to hell to set up a tag match with Ryback and The Big Show. That was the least necessary portal to hell in the history of portals to hell. But lets not waste anymore time. Grab the wheel, make sure your blinkers are working and lets make like Thurman Sparky Plugg and take the fastlane through WWE and TNAs worst of the week!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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