WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (June 5)

3. The Bouncing Ball

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R-Truths "Whats Up?" theme song is one of the most tiring things in all of wrestling. Recently hes switched it up to rap about The Golden Truth, and yet, its still terrible. WWE took a step further this week on SmackDown by putting the lyrics on the screen while a bouncing Goldust head beckoned us to sing along. Its like they want to make this pairing as bad as possible.

For those who are curious, here is a sampling of those lyrics:

The dynamic duo is what its all aboutThe Golden Truth is in the house

Were two talented sons of a gunsWere dancing, rapping, joking having fun

The Golden Truth will leave you stuck like a chuck.

I would rather listen to John Cenas album on repeat for two days than experience the Golden Truth sing along again.

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