You cant just go on a Fastlane WWE, and then give us a Roadblock! How many more car-related pun pay-per-views do we need anyway? How about WWE Left Turn Signal, WWE Carpool Lane, and WWE Engine Light On! Elsewhere in the wrestling world, former friends turned enemies turned friends Rockstar Spud and EC III battled it out in the UK crowds shirtless. Most matches are fought shirtless, but its kind of amusing that one of wrestlings unwritten rules is that non-sanctioned matches must be fought with slacks, shoes, a belt, and full-on nipple exposure. Shane McMahon didnt make it to Raw this week, because the best way to show youre serious about taking over a company is to call in sick on your second day at work. Roman Reigns also was excused due to nose troubles, and Undertaker got a nice payday from saying roughly 11 words. I understand not wanting to be involved with this upcoming WrestleMania, but someone needs to take this thing seriously! But lets not waste anymore time. Fill up your car with a full tank of (Pete) Gas, check your Sparkplug (Holly), and lets cruise our way through WWE and TNAs worst of the week!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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