WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (May 22)

6. Falling Stars

Primo Epico Skyler Hollis
WWE

For weeks, we saw videos of Primo and Epico in Puerto Rico having a neat time on vacation. It wasnt quite clear if they were heels or babyfaces, they just liked to eat good feud, chase women and swim. Those bas***rds!

It was among the most uninspiring vignettes the company has ever produced. This week it all finally paid off when they made their Raw debut. Or at least it was designed to.

Yeah, lets just cancel this now. Whatever theyre going for is too vague, and not that interesting. Besides, after all the good call ups lately, these two should have stayed away a bit longer until they came up with something better for them to do.

And why is it that Primo and Epico have to still be packaged together? This is their third go-around as a team. When The Legacy ran its course, they didnt keep pairing up Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase again, and then pretend they were someone else.

Also, the Shining Stars debut is probably bad news for The Ascension, as their finishing move kind of resembles theirs. Thats okay, maybe Viktor and Connor can come back together in a few months as lumberjacks.

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