Since weve been extra good lately, WWE put the power of booking in our hands once again! We get to vote for what we want in the main event of the next pay-per-view. Hold on a second, let me take a look at our choices here...nope. None of those are good. Can you give us a few more options Vince? The Extreme Rules voting choices are one of those situations where WWE clearly books a match ahead of time, and then treats all their fans like children, by pretending they have a voice. We either had to vote for Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins, Randy Orton vs. Seth, or a 3-way. How about Seth vs. Goldberg vs. Sting vs. Pat Patterson vs. Headbanger Mosh? That sort of randomness would at least make fans feel like they did something. And it would be something wed never seen before. Of course no one was going to vote for either solo match (only 22% combined), because weve seen those matches multiple times already! Hey WWE, either do your job and book matches that people want to see willingly, or at least dont insult our intelligence more than you do on a week to week basis already.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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