OH crap! Bray Wyatt has developed the power of lightning by eating Undertakers soul! Hell never lose another match again, and could probably destroy the entire planet if he wanted to! You can only imagine the government will soon try to capture him, study his body and try to figure out how he gained these supernatural abilities. Wow, that Wyatt Family segment on Raw was cheesy. When Bray first debuted, he was exciting, because he was spooky AND seemed realistic. It was a modern day Waylon Mercy, but built for the long term. Backwoods hillbillies are scary, supernatural hillbillies are stupid. Theres so many great ways to take his character, but all we get from him are the same nonsensical, rambling promos and a bunch of false promises, because he always ends up on the losing side of a feud. Despite the many, many awful, ridiculous angles The Undertaker has been involved in, hes remained over. This is despite of that stuff, not because of it. Dont pass that onto Bray. It's bad for the soul, and bad for TV.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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