WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (Oct 23)

Buried careers and magical caskets!

Bray Wyatt
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Alright, first of all, where the f**k was that Goldberg 18 years ago?

Somehow while not being on the air, and likely not watching 10 minutes total of wrestling since he left WWE, Goldberg learned to cut one hell of a promo. Last week I was pretty negative here about the thought of his return. But you know what? That dude won me over. Now, WWE has a 98.3% success rate of screwing up fool-proof angles, but this one just may work! A month from now I’ll probably apologize for my optimism. Please forgive me in advance!

Elsewhere in wrestling, James Ellsworth continues to be the greatest jobber since The Gambler. Dixie Carter and Billy Corgan continue to battle over who wants to own TNA less (I think that's what the lawsuit is over anyway) and WWE is only one week away from giving us the three least intense Hell in a Cell matches ever conceived.

But let’s not waste any more time. Let’s make like the world’s favorite jobber and No Chin Music our way through WWE and TNA’s worst of the week!

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