7. Straight To DVD...Or The Toilet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X-zia8UpDU Whether as a face, or as a heel, HHH has no idea how to talk to mid-card talent without humiliating their character, thus making them worth less to the company that he will someday inherit. On Raw, Hunter insulted The Miz by making fun of his straight to DVD career. First of all, The Miz stars in WWE movies that go straight to DVD! Second, Hunter was also in a straight to DVD flick. So did he really just take a dig at himself? He's never shown any sense of self awareness, so I'll say not. Now I havent seen any of these WWE produced piles of garbage movies, but Id place good money that The Chaperone was even worse than Christmas Bounty. Now I hate the term best for business with a passion, but insulting Mizs movies seems not so good for business. It was kind of like when Sheamus kept making fun of Wade Barretts appearance in Dead Man Down. WWE isnt really making much money on these films, so why would they sabotage whatever little tiny bit of credibility that they have? Hey Hunter, I got a movie for ya, its called Dont Be a Prick!
Andrew Soucek
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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