7. Just Some Old Fashioned Clown Sexual Harassment
Have you ever been sexually assaulted by a clown? I dont think I have either (unless I somehow repressed this memory down quite deeply), but now Velvet Sky has. I imagine thats very unpleasant, so Im not sure why that was a babyface move on Crazy Steves part. Sure, Sky hasnt been the most pleasant person to deal with, but did she really deserve to be violated by a clown? On Impact, Crazy Steve, Knux and Rebel (who should never be allowed back in a wrestling ring until she has completed 1,000 hours of court ordered training by a professional wrestler) took on The BroMans and Velvet Sky. It was pretty awful on its own until Crazy Steve forced a kiss on Velvet Sky. That was just uncalled for on a variety of levels. Much like chairshots to the head, man on woman violence isnt acceptable anymore in wrestling (unless, of course, its a 300lb man putting his boss through a table). Unfortunately the tradition of sexual harassment lives on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30KcZy6r-OI Oh well, at least the crowd loved it, right? Eh, keep in mind this is the same group of people that popped big for Tommy Dreamer.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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