Want to play as The Terminator in a videogame? Inside of a wrestling ring? Well, all you need to do is put down $60 ahead of time for a sequel to a game that averaged a 62 on Metacritic for the Playstation 4 version last year! Wait a second, thats a bigger rip-off than a ticket to the last two Terminator films! Out with Hulk Hogan in WWE 2K16, and in with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Sure, for the few Terminator fans still out there, they could easily create him in the game, or download it from someone else who has made him, OR they can reserve their copy of the official one, and hope the main game has got better. This has to be one of the most random product tie ins since Dean Ambrose randomly talked to two Terminators on Raw a few weeks ago, or when HHH come out in Terminator garb at WrestleMania 31. What is it with these movies and WWE? One thing's for sure, even though he was created to be nearly indestructible, and able to withstand bullets and explosions, Arnold doesnt stand a chance against John Cena inside of a WWE ring.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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