4. Shut Up Hulk!
https://twitter.com/HulkHogan/status/625300254754254848 The biggest name in WWE history is a racist dude, brother. America, though, is a fairly forgiving country. If The Hulkster took his vitamins, said his prayers, and shut his trap he could probably be forgiven in a few years. Instead, hes taken to Twitter and retweeting his supporters, who often make ridiculous false equations. Hogan picked up more unfortunate mainstream publicity this week after retweeting someone questioning why it was okay for the president of the United States to use the n-word, but not Hogan. Does Hulk realize hes not black? Apparently not, as more offensive footage was released, which saw him talking to his son Nick in a jail cell and repeatedly dropping the n-word in a joking manner. Maybe the man just struggles with reality in general. Before offending the world, he claimed he was offered the lead role in The Wrestler, a spot in Metallica, and that Andre the Giant was 800 lbs when he bodyslammed him. Please go away Hulk, come back in two years and we'll all see how we feel.
Andrew Soucek
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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