WWE Backlash 2017 Results Predictions

7. Harper Fells Rowan

Backlash 2017
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This prediction - apart from being a function to contrive some first-rate arboreal humour - is largely based around the opposite result recently occurring on WWE TV. Even-Steven booking (or if you prefer, Balance-Clarence booking) dictates Harper will restore parity at the big show, before they inevitably square off on TV next Tuesday for a possible decider.

There's almost nothing riding on this, and as a consequence very little interest, so if WWE did want to defy expectations, this'd be the place for it. However, the last round of predictions taught me never to second-guess the company's intransigent devotion to their established formulas. Once bitten, twice shy, three times a lady, and all that. A decisive Harper victory.

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