WWE Battleground 2017: 9 Results Predictions

7. Magic Mike Strips Sami

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Since joining WWE, the Kanellises have gone all Huey Lewis on us by spouting the virtues of the 'power of love'. It's a curious thing.

Mike will almost certainly make Sami the man to weep (he can leave the singing to Aiden English), proving he's tougher than diamonds and stronger and harder than a bad girl's dream.

Zayn's current lot in life is to lose. Sure, it's cruel sometimes, and isn't likely to make a bad one good any time soon, but they say in love all is fair. By being a perennial jobber, he might just have a chance of headlining Battleground next year. This Sunday though, he won't feel nothin' but defeat.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.