Someone call Jason Albert. Thats's gimmick infringement. The Undertaker brought many things with him when he appeared out of the darkness: a surge of shock and awe, a bunch of nostalgic memories, and also, a thick layer of ginger back hair. The Undertaker knew he was going to be on TV, right? Heck, maybe when you get to Undertaker's status in this business, if you don't want to shave your back, then that's just too damn bad for everyone else. Too damn bad for everyone with an HD TV.
