3. JBL's Bitchy Notebook
What has JBL been scribbling at ringside? While clearing the announce table for an imminent attempt at a chokeslam, The Big Show picked up a small red notebook from the desk top. He flipped it open, read a line before bellowing at the commentators: "What do you mean 'Big Show needs to lose weight'?!" The notebook was revealed to be JBL's, which begs the question: who else has met the savage judgment of his pen? When the contents of that notebook leak online (and they will), expect other cruel asides like: "What's with Neville's ears? lol" and "What's with that flannel cap, Brie? >:("