WWE Extreme Rules 2018: 12 Results Predictions

7. Smarks Weep On Shark Week As Ellsworth Breaks Free

Extreme Rules 2018 Results Predictions
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Surely the time for playing silly buggers is long past, but let's remember which company we're talking about here. The fact Asuka didn't obliterate Carmella within two minutes when they last met on PPV, but in actual fact struggled against a woman who's barely a wrestler before being utterly dumbfounded by a James Ellsworth incursion even a blindfolded bat could have saw coming, tells you all you need to know about her role now.

Via the mathematical principles of Vince's Theory which states W=L, Asuka should claim this do-over - but only after Ellsworth does the ol' Enzo Amore prison break to cause the DQ. Then we'll get to do it again at SummerSlam. Christ.

Prediction: Asuka (DQ), thanks to a sweet chinless music.

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