WWE Fastlane 2017 Results Predictions

8. Samoa Joe Will Destroy Sami Zayn In A Mini-classic

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Anyone expecting another forty-minute classic in the vein of the pair's NXT Title contender's 2-out-of-3 falls war last March is living in the atrium of Cloud Cuckoo Land. As the surrogate to the beleaguered Seth Rollins, Sami Zayn's role in this possible Fastlane opener is to be steamrolled at the hands of Triple-H's henchman.

It won't be a squash, but the purpose here is to get the newly debuting Joe over strongly, and losing is very much Zayn's designated role. Whilst the bout won't be given anywhere like the breathing room these two familiar opponents deserve, it nevertheless has a very strong chance of being a barnstormer. Match of the night? Don't bet against it.

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