WWE Fastlane 2021: Every Match Ranked From Worst To Best

5. Randy Orton Vs. Alexa Bliss

WWE Fastlane 2021 Sheamus Drew McIntyre
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Result: Alexa pins Randy after The Fiend slaughters him with the Sister Abigail (4:45).

Rating: This was really more of a segment than a match, but it sure was fun. We were never going to get a legit fight of course, but it kept itself short and delivered the requisite insanity. Randy probably should've picked up the DQ win after The Fiend attacked him though, right?

The falling stage lights, the fireball, the barbecued Fiend - it was all well-executed nonsense, and maintained interest for all of the five minutes the "match" lasted. What more could you reasonably ask for? 5/10

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