A rough redneck with a rough red goatee to suit. Austin 3:16 says, "I just whooped your ass," but Austin 3:17 says, "I just trimmed my facial hair in a very stylish but rugged manner."
Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know).
He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.