If a beard can double-up as a stationery cabinet, then it's obviously serving its purpose. With a face full of laggy bands, you could never be safe from a sneaky twanging when Cap'n Lou was around.
Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know).
He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.