WWE Gallery: The Best Of The Baldies

5. Kurt Angle

Kurt Angle
WWE

Intensity. Integrity. Intelligence. Inescapable receding hairline. Olympian Angle beat nature in the race against his vanishing mane by wagering it all at Judgment Day 2002. Somehow, he became even better with his new streamlined scalp. It's true.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.