WWE Money In The Bank 2017: Every Match Ranked From Worst To Best

Terrible Endings: The PPV.

WWE Money In The Bank 2017 AJ Styles Shinsuke Nakamura
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No, this year's Money in the Bank may not be "the worst PPV since December to Dismember" as many fans immediately declared, but it sure was a disappointment, with numerous promising matches ultimately being derailed by braindead booking choices that made the show a consistently infuriating viewing experience.

At least the main event delivered, but that exception aside, the atrocious creative largely encroached upon the talented superstars trying to put on a good show, and at this point it pretty much feels like Vince McMahon and co. are actively trolling fans.

Yes, the usual #CancelWWENetwork was doing the rounds following the show, but it'd be pretty optimistic to expect any significant positive change given WWE's track record for pushing ahead with its own agenda regardless of what actually makes sense...

7. Breezango Vs. The Ascension

WWE Money In The Bank Breezango Ascension
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Result: Fandango scores the pin with a small package to Viktor (3:50).

Rating: Apparently the crowd needed a cool-down match before the main event despite barely having cause to get burned out throughout the night, and after so many anti-climactic finishes it really couldn't have been less interesting to see Breezango fight...The Ascension. How American Alpha didn't get this slot is anyone's guess.

Well, at least Breezango got something to do beyond star in an admittedly hilarious Miami Vice skit, but this was a total toilet break of a non-match, a needless addition intended to pad the PPV out by a few extra minutes and little else. To call it TV caliber is an embarrassment to TV. House show caliber, then? 3/10

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