WWE Night Of Champions: 21 Things You Might Have Missed

10. Xavier Woods Is, Once Again, Excellent Value

Rufiooooooo. Ruf - ee - ohhhhhhh. Not content just cosplaying as a Lost Boy, Xavier Woods brought his usual brand of mewling banter to Sunday's show, screeching epithets like 'The Dudley Boys ain't even brothers', 'I can't even see the camouflage' (in reference to the Dudley's dress code) and 'Jesus Jones, that was good!' In addition, he tromboned throughout, performing flawless musical scales in time with his comrades kicks, and playing the Victory Fanfare from Final Fantasy VII (solid geek credentials there). Never change, Xavier.