WWE Night Of Champions: 21 Things You Might Have Missed

17. A Little Too Much Of The Bronzer, Konnor

The kickoff match was harmless fun, as the stable headed by Stardust, that may or may not be called The Cosmic Wasteland, picked up a much-needed victory over The Nevilluchas. It was a nippy little match with some neat high-flying action, including a synchronised trio of dives/moonsault to the outside that was magnificent to behold. Which made it all the more annoying that I couldn't stop noticing how orange Konnor was. He looked like he was trying to compete with Seth Rollins' statue in terms of bronzing. Now, I'm not saying that Konnor isn't naturally that colour, all I'm saying is that no human being is naturally that colour. He looks like a really right-wing Oompa Loompa.