WWE No Mercy 2017: 8 Results Predictions

3. A Goddess For Today Before The Empress Of Tomorrow

NO MERCY PREDICTIONS
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Raw's women division is pretty difficult to call at the moment, with its current level of logical coherence suggesting it is booked by Dr. Seuss. Did Sasha Banks need to win Alexa's title at SummerSlam, only to lose it back just over a week later? Was it simply a way to shake things up given Bliss being front and centre of No Mercy's promotional package rather telegraphed her involvement? Sometimes the questions are complicated, but the answers... you know the rest.

Whatever the reason, we're back in the same place now, with the 'Goddess's pants being held up by the candycane belt, set to be defended in another thoughtlessly arranged multi-person match. Oh look, there's Emma too. That's novel, at least.

The division is to remain stagnant until Asuka's arrival. In an ideal world, she'll crush a heel champion on her first appearance. I'm an optimist, and that means Bliss will succeed, yes she will indeed (98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed).

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