WWE Payback 2020: 8 Results Predictions

2. Banks & Bayley Vs. Baszler & Jax

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It's no secret outwith the journalistic profession that the reason major media outlets are able to publish comprehensive obituaries almost the moment an inveterate celebrity/sportsperson/dictator snuffs it is because they are pre-written, in expectation of the inevitable.

For those filing copy within wrestling circles, the equivalent is the 'WWE finally pull the trigger on Sasha/Bayley's split' prediction. So here's mine, copy and pasted for the umpteenth time, with the relevant, contemporaneous names mail-merged where appropriate: The Golden Role Models explode! Baszler & Jax take the titles! Bayley and Sasha will finally collide at Survivor Series/Royal Rumble/WrestleMania 36 delete as applicable.

(There's also the added bonus that 'Baszler Jax' almost sounds like mid-'90s Brixton electronic duo 'Basement Jaxx', if that is realistic consideration of WWE's booking committee.)

Prediction: Baszler & Jax

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