WWE: Ranking All 9 WrestleMania Celebrity Matches

9. Snooki, Trish Stratus, & John Morrison vs. Michelle McCool, Layla, & Dolph Ziggler - WrestleMania 27

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBDm1kkAFdM Poor Michelle. Poor Trish. Poor Dolph. Poor Morrison. Seriously, did anyone come out of this match a winner (other than the person who scored the pinfall)? This match was set up when Snooki was guest host of an episode of Raw and verbally sparred with Vickie Guerrero, who set up the intergender six-person tag, and WWE waited for the cash register to ring. Nothing sells a $65 PPV like a Jersey Shore cast member. Mike Tyson as guest referee this was not. The match itself was terrible, despite Trish's best effort to make something of it. The men never tagged in to the match, and Snooki won after hitting a handspring back "elbow" that was admittedly better than Chyna's. Everyone lost with this embarrassment of a match. It's just a question of who ended up worse for wear: Michelle for taking the pinfall off a Snooki "splash," Trish for making a WrestleMania return in this match, Dolph for having his involvement consist of eating a Starship Pain on the floor, or Morrison, who spoke out and spiraled downward after that match and was gone from the company seven months later.
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Scott is a former journalist and longtime wrestling fan who was smart enough to abandon WCW during the Monday Night Wars the same time as the Radicalz. He fortunately became a fan in time for WrestleMania III and came back as a fan after a long high school hiatus before WM XIV. Monday nights in the Carlson household are reserved for viewing Raw -- for better or worse.