WWE Raw Superstar Shake-Up: 10 Things You Might Have Missed (April 16)
4. Joe Schmo
Samoa Joe's second verbal shutdown of Roman Reigns in as many weeks was going great guns until the 'Samoan Submission Machine' elected to show the world a video he'd apparently made/had commissioned of Brock Lesnar's WrestleMania slaughter-job.
Who the f*ck thinks this makes passable television? Picture a wild-eyed Joe downing his towel to take a seat with Kevin Dunn to go over what effects should be used to emphasise a particularly stiff shot, or if the latest update on Adobe Premier has included a feature that somehow hides the rivers of blood that flowed from 'The Big Dog's battered bonce.
The TitanTron reveal derailed the segment entirely, before WWE wrapped it up with their laziest scripting quirk - the body-shaming babyface. Just weeks after Alexa Bliss was rightfully booed then beaten for her bullying, alleged top babyface Roman Reigns is required to drop an F-bomb in Joe's direction.
A Brock Lesnar contract extension has perhaps slightly tinkered with this long-planned WrestleMania programme, with Joe forced to play pitchman for himself and Brock until the Greatest Royal Rumble cage clash has concluded. Yet another reason it might be nice to see the back of 'The Beast'.