WWE Royal Rumble 2023: 10 Surprise Entrants We Could See
3. Road Dogg
Reminder here that the article is entitled 'WWE Royal Rumble 2023: 10 Surprise Entrants We Could See' and not 'WWE Royal Rumble 2023: 10 Surprise Entrants We Would Like To See'.
If there was an editorial slant here, and Road Dogg was included, the article would be titled 'WWE Royal Rumble 2023: 10 Surprise Entrants We'd Rather Smack Our Shins Against A Bollard Than Watch Wrestle For F*ck's Sake'.
This article is instead concerned with plausible scenarios, and again, much like the Hurricane and Abyss, it wouldn't take much to get the Road Dogg in there. He produces for WWE - if you want to know why Bray Wyatt's segments look so awful, there's your answer - and all he'd have to do is take off the headset, appropriate culture, and dry-hump one of his opponents. Triple H wouldn't have to use his powers of persuasion to encourage Road Dogg to cut a promo, either. No worries there.
The only thing he'd have to worry about is Road Dogg breaking the hand of whomever is holding a microphone nearest to him.