WWE Royal Rumble 2024: 10 Things That Must Happen

8. And Shockingly Wins The Whole Thing

WWE Royal Rumble 2024 CM Punk Cody Rhodes
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Prepare to get "Jaded".

Oh yes, this guy is going for broke with Cargill and pitching her as the winner of that women's Rumble match. Why not? Bayley can challenge IYO SKY without a Rumble triumph (Damage CTRL has been breaking down for a while), and Charlotte Flair being benched by injury means Rhea Ripley needs someone big time to wrestle at 'Mania.

Jade matches up well with the Judgment Day "Mami" physically, and she has a freshness to her that top stars like Becky Lynch or Bianca Belair lack. For this fan, Cargill vs. Ripley is infinitely more appealing than Lynch vs. Ripley or Belair vs. Ripley in Philly this April.

Booking someone so new to win the Rumble would surely get people talking too. Anyone not in the know would be tripping over themselves to find out more about Jade. Triple H would encourage that kind of media frenzy at this time of year.

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