WWE SummerSlam 2017 Results Predictions

11. Jubilation For Jangle (And Friends)

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At some point during this throwaway feud, Jason Angle - or Jangle - really must collide with Bo Dallas. WWE are really missing an obvious trick by not going with this obvious Bo-Jangle pairing.

Jerry Jeff Walker references aside, this meaningless six-man tag is pretty difficult to predict. Ordinarily, The Miztourage's defeat in the same combination on Raw would definitely presage PPV revenge, before the inevitable rubber match on post-show TV. But the company are clearly behind Jordan; why else would they give him the dubious honour of being Kurt Angle's son?

OK, so reactions have not exactly matched expectations, but the promotion has largely ignored them anyway. In their version of reality, Jordan is on a high after his genealogical discovery, and keeping him warm is necessary. Logically, Jordan will pin Miz. Plus the Hardyz are there.

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