WWE SummerSlam 2017 Results Predictions

9. Big Cass Makes A Big Ass Of Big Show

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Even though he promised to retire, The Big Show is still wrestling (in a manner of speaking). He's like spam e-mail. You think you've blocked all those persistent pesterers, and then a few months later, they're back with lots of unscientific and inaccurate claims on the subject of being massive.

Obviously, this feud is designed to aggrandise the slightly less Big Cass, with the entertaining secondary goal of humiliating Enzo. Putting him in a shark cage because he's afraid of heights smacks of workplace bullying mind, but that's par for the course in Stamford.

Enzo will definitely be made to look idiotic (more so) in the finish, as Cass topples the ginormous tomato can before him. Expect the word 'lumbering' in the reviews.

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