WWE TLC 2017: 7 Results Predictions

4. Emma Can't Answer Asuka's Question

TLC 2017 Results Predictions
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Hello lamb. Welcome to your slaughter.

With such a thin card, we can probably expect something suitably ceremonial for Emma's sacrifice. She needn't be strapped to a giant Undertaker symbol (definitiely *not* a 'crucifix') or anything outlandish like that, but you know, something appropriately theatrical to fill the time before Asuka's inevitable five minute squash. It's either than or a barrage of fried chicken adverts.

There's always the outside chance the Australian will sneak an upset, because nobody loves blowing off their toes as much as WWE. But really, those digits are safe in-shoe; this is as much a shoe-in as you'll ever get.

Prediction: H'oway, I don't need to tell you.

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