WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (April 19th)
2. Sheamus In The Toy Store
Theres been some bad WWE commercials over the past few decades, and then there was what we saw, but cannot unsee on Raw. We had The Celtic Warrior trying to sell children toys. First off, why wasnt Sheamus wearing pants inside of a Toys R Us? I'm pretty sure that's a federal offense. He should be on a sex offender registration list by now. Legally he can't move into my neighborhood. At the very least, most stores require shoes and shirts. The pants are just the unwritten rule. Sheamus broke every rule in the book that day. It's like he's incapable of putting on actual clothes. I don't know about you, but if a man in his underpants approached me in a toy store when I was a kid, I think my mom would have been concerned, whether he was famous or not, and called the police on her phone instead of taking a picture. Besides the fashion faux paux by two of Vince McMahon's favorite babyface mid-carders, the rest of the ad/segment was awful. It was like there was only time for one take, and there was no time to write a script either. Lastly, pay-per-view bonus checks must have taken a big hit with the WWE Network if Sheamus and Big E would go so far out of their way to try and win $1,000. Maybe they just really need that money to buy an adult wardrobe. John Cena must have an extra pair of jorts from his new K-Mart clothing line laying around that they can borrow.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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