1. Fandango Attacked!
WWE.comFirst of all, the best moment of the week? Fandango doing an impression of The Fonz on Monday (Eyyyyyyyyyyyy). The worst moment, however, was the payoff to the Fandango/Layla/Summer Rae love triangle. Yes, we can celebrate and be thankful that its over, but boy did did it ever end like a bucket of diarrhea. On SmackDown, we got a free rematch from Money in the Bank. Unfortunately, it was Summer Rae vs. Layla with Fandango as the guest referee, a match we shouldnt have had to pay for in the first place! While the women both took turns making out with him, they suddenly couldnt stand the sight of him dancing. Both of them immediately fell out of love with him at the exact same time, and then attempted to beat him up. As Fandango ran off hurt and confused the two decided to have a dance-off of sorts. In the Attitude Era, Layla and Summer Rae probably would have made out at that moment, which would have at least satisfied the horny male audience. But these days we have to settle for a corny PG dance which means that no one was happy. Apparently all the milk baths and cat litter attacks are now forgiven. Just like when my father attacked me with a 20lb box of kitty litter at a family reunion because I cut in line for food. I immediately forgave him so we could all play horseshoes. I just couldnt stay mad at him you know? Anyway, lets hope that the three go their separate ways and that Layla and Summer Rae do actually fall in love, and then decide to move to a quaint little house in the country where they decide to quit wrestling and never return again. It's always been a little dream of mine. Time to kick out!