WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (June 15)
7. Milk Bath
Okay, honestly who goes around carrying a half gallon of milk? Where did Summer Rae find that in the arena? Or, did she just buy a half gallon of milk at a gas station before she got to work, and then carried it around all day in the off chance that she might be able to sneak up behind Layla while she was getting her makeup done? That seems like a lot of work. It seems a simple punch to the back of the head would have been more effective. This milk feud went to the next level when on Main Event, Layla attacked Summer Rae with kitty litter and milk. Did no one see Layla walking around backstage with a giant box of kitty litter and ask her what she was doing with it? Those things are heavy. And where exactly is this feud headed? I imagine next week Summer Rae will attack Layla with a five foot tall scratching post, and Layla will then retaliate with a litter box. The feud will likely culminate at SummerSlam in a Kennel from Hell match where the ring is surrounded by feral cats. And lastly, why does Fandangos girlfriend pronounce his name Fan-dane-go when for months he absolutely insisted that its Fan-DAN-go?
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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