Well, Los Matadores is now 26-2 against 3MB in televised tag and singles matches since Sept. 30, 2013. This stat signifies that all of 3MB should immediately be released from their contracts for being godawful professional fighters. It also means that WWE needs to stop booking these two groups in matches. How about El Torito vs. Rusev next week? Theyre both relatively undefeated. Anyway this feud just drags on, and on. It's a massacre that we're forced to witness every week and we're powerless to do anything about it! At Payback we saw Hornswoggle lose in a much less fun match than the WeeLC battle the month before. We had 400 less miniature tables to break, and the only plus being that Micro Cole stayed at home. El Torito, of course, came out on top and shaved Swoggle's head. Yes, he may actually think he's a bull who is attracted to red objects and feels pain when his costume's tail is ripped off, but he's also able to work electric clippers. Perhaps worst of all, though, was my newly lost respect for Kofi Kingston. After the match the camera cut back to him at the pre-show panel where he was laughing uproariously. Sure, he was probably instructed to yuck it up, but a man has got to keep some of his dignity right?
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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