Where did The Big Show learn to be a babyface? At the school of Sheamus? Despite his overwhelming size, he's resulted to being sneaky and getting others to do his dirty work for him. When The Authority was picking on him, instead of fighting back, he decided to hire a lawyer and steal Daniel Bryan's deserved title shot. He has also knocked out an innocent Dusty Rhodes, and Zeb Colter despite the two not posing any physical threat to him. On Raw, this big bully knocked out a man who was just trying to play a little b-ball with him. Was Sandow being a little obnoxious? Sure. But he tried to get Show to score on him, and he was instead tricked and punched in the face. Are we supposed to be impressed by that? That would be like an adult going to a schoolyard and punching a child in the face during recess. And does Big Show realize that hes also the worlds largest hypocrite when he shamed Seth Rollins for turning on his friends on SmackDown? In Big Shows book punching senior citizens is cool, but attacking professional fighters is crossing a line.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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