7. Two In A Row!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFlrp_gUfG4 Congratulations Dolph Ziggler, you've won two matches in a row! That may sound impressive to JTG, but probably not anyone else on the roster. Now granted, he hasn't won back-to-back singles matches since October, but it's really something I wouldn't even bring up. Ziggler did, though, on SmackDown and he seemed pretty jazzed about it. Does he even remember the day after last year's WrestleMania when he won the World Heavyweight Title? Who would have guessed that by Mania XXX he'd be battling over a statue? As we've seen lately, Ziggler is a bit of a mess as a character. One week he's hanging out with Aaron Paul, and the next he's almost crying because he's in the Andre the Giant memorial battle royal. Too bad that pretty much any WWE star that wants to participate (maybe even a few random hobos off the street just to find 30 people) could enter this match. It's not something he should be that excited about. After all, it's probably going to open the show. Well, at least he's going to make the show, so that's something...right?
Andrew Soucek
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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