You know what, Ill admit it. I was slightly entertained by El Torito vs. Hornswoggle in a WeeLC match. You win this round McMahon! Watching the scrubs of WWE go through 350 miniature tables was a ridiculous only in wrestling visual. Im not that cold hearted to find some enjoyment out of it. Of course, WWE went too far with their outdated, offensive, nonsense as usual. Perhaps having two smaller men fighting wasnt enough for Vince McMahon. He needed a few more laughs, so he hired a some more smaller men to play doppelgangers of the announcers with such hilarious names like Jerry Smaller, Micro Cole and JB Elf. Ahhhh yes, because calling a short man an elf is completely acceptable in 2014. Can someone in WWE please grow up?
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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