Lets just lump this most recent episode of Total Divas into one entry. This week we found out that Cameron is undoubtedly the most annoying person in the WWE. Perhaps she's the most annoying person in the entire history of the company. Maybe even the professional wrestling business itself! Its no wonder why she never gets to talk on camera during Raw or SmackDown. This week she was reduced to screaming incessantly that she was hungry, twerked for no reason, and went through Natalyas clothes. Seriously, just try to listen to her whine for five seconds and you will never be the same. We were also lectured on what kind of chickens to eat courtesy of Brie Bella. The Bella Twins side story this week was like an after school special. They went as far as showing us actual video of chickens and pigs being raised in horrible conditions. Nikki had apparently never heard of this. Neither had Heath Slater, who also looked quite upset. The biggest drama on the night was straight out of a bad 1980s sitcom: Natalyas cat went missing. What a wacky adventure! It began with Cameron house-sitting for Nattie, and she ended up inviting a bunch of people over, a few of them who she didnt know (supposedly). The door was somehow left open and Natties prized cat escaped. Of course, you can only assume this was entirely set up as the cat was luckily found as the episode ended and everyone had a happy night. It was awful. Actually this whole show is so awful that I cant help but lose respect for everyone who is on it, or decides to watch it with their own free will. That goes for Natalya, Daniel Bryan, Sandra the seamstress, and especially myself!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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