Isnt the first thing youre taught on the very first day of wrestling school is that you have to pin your opponent while theyre on their back? Doesnt it take watching only one wrestling match ever to figure that out? And shouldnt the second lesson be not to dress as a schoolgirl, as that would give you no tangible advantage in your match? Cameron must have never gone to a wrestling school, or watched a wrestling match in her life as she was painfully unaware of this first lesson. After performing a split-leg drop on Naomi on Raw, she went for the pin. The ref, and the audience, were confused. Naomi was on her stomach. Now Camerons botch could have been intentional and may become a part of her character, but then I think the announcers would have played it up more. Im not sure Id understand the benefit of such a character anyway. How does being completely inept at your profession qualify to let you keep your job? Once again, Cameron has proved that she is the worst talent in all WWE. Thats not hyperbole. Theres no one that rivals her in all-around terribleness. Even The Great Khali has some supporters. He also knows when you can and can not pin someone. Waitthats not true either as he once tried to pin one of The Usos in a dance-off. Aw, what the hell, just release them both!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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