WWE To Release Real Booty-Os Cereal

The New Day Merchandise Juggernaut rolls on.

by John Bills
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Not content with passing the record for longest WWE Tag Team Championship reign of all time, current (two-time) champs The New Day revealed at Comic Con in San Diego yesterday that Booty-Os cereal are about to become a real, genuine thing.

Boxes of the cereal, which can seriously reduce one's chance of being booty, will be available all over the United States of America in FYE stores from August 5th, with pre-sale beginning yesterday. And how much must one pay to ensure they ain't booty? Just $12 (£9) per box.

When asked about the quality of the cereal, Big E. responded in predictably glowing terms, stating that 'It's a very real thing. The cereal actually tastes phenomenal. We just tried it a couple days ago. It's real'.

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Well, it isn't as if he could say anything else is it? Whilst $12 is quite clearly over the odds for a cereal, Booty-Os are more of a gimmick than anything else. The New Day are frankly killing it on merchandise right now, and were reported to be the highest merchandise sellers over WrestleMania weekend.

The wait for CM Punk ice cream bars continues.

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