WWE WrestleMania 34 Results Predictions

11. The King Of Strong Style Ascends

WM34 RESULTS PREDICTIONS
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For the WWE title tie - and the show's likely curtain-raiser - think the previous Cruiserweight contest but inflated by about 500%, and minus purple lighting which makes it look like a Prince concert.

In any other era, you'd never bet on WWE putting their de facto main prize on a Japanese wrestler at their biggest show. But in any other era, Shinsuke Nakamura would have been led to ring by a cane-carrying Mr. Fuji. These are wonderful, enlightened times, and not only is Nakamura a headline act as a super-face, but he's probably going to go and win the whole darn thing. And just think of the outfit.

Prediction: That WWE 24 documentary isn't for nothing: Nakamura to become the first (actually) Japanese WWE champ.

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