WWE WrestleMania 34 Results Predictions

9. Alexa Has No Answer For Nia

WM34 RESULTS PREDICTIONS
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and boy has our Nia been scorned of late. Scorned hard. There was no more dangerous a hero in Homer's Iliad than Ajax, but he might just be eclipsed by his near-namesake this Sunday.

There's simply no other way to end this narrative than with the bully bulldozed, proving well and truly that words are no match for sticks and stones. The champ's cunning has seen her evade capture since last August, but Alexa's intelligent will be exposed as artificial when up against a rampaging Samoan.

Then Carmella to cash in? Surely not.

Prediction: JAX THE JESTROYER!

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