WWE WrestleMania 35: 16 Results Predictions

10. Angle Bows Out

WRESTLEMANIA PREDICTIONS
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In none of the billions and billions of parallel universes dictated by the philosophy of quantum physics can Kurt Angle lose his final match in pro wrestling Baron bloody Corbin - and thankfully, our world won't prove the outlier this Sunday.

Make no mistake: this match is going ahead. But Corbin won't emerge victorious. Instead, the Olympian will out-wrestle his inferior opponent, and end his career on a high... before his celebrations are cut short by one final final foe.

We haven't seen him so far. In fact, you can't see him.

And then we'll have an actual match, instead of this cosmic joke. Hopefully. Please.

Prediction: The winner of Kurt Angle vs. Baron Corbin? Obviously, it's John Cena.

Editorial Team
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