WWE WrestleMania 35: Every Match Ranked From Worst To Best

12. WWE United States Title: Samoa Joe (c) Vs. Rey Mysterio

WWE WrestleMania 35 Rey Mysterio Samoa Joe
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Result: Joe makes Mysterio pass out to the Coquina Clutch to retain the title (1:00).

Rating: As minute-long matches go, this was actually pretty damn engaging, even if it's a shame we didn't get to see an actual competitive bout.

Still, they made all 60 of those seconds count, with the end result successful in selling Joe's monstrous stature while protecting Mysterio, who presumably isn't cleared to wrestle a full match.

Hopefully they'll get another go-around in the future, because this had a ton of potential to be a low-key show-stealer. 5/10

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