WWE WrestleMania 36: 16 Results Predictions

13. This Is Happening

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You have to feel sorry for whichever poor WWE staff writer was asked to stretch their creative capacities to fracture point for this, the most fillerific of WrestleMania filler matches. According to the company's official preview, this is "a rivalry nobody saw coming" between two superstars who have had "little to no interaction of late". In other words, it's been splodged on the card to eat time.

Amusingly, the preview also says it's on the "one stage big enough to host it". Yes: an empty sports hall is perfect for a match most probably forgot was happening.

Anyway, whatever. Aleister Black will win.

Prediction: If you boil your kettle during the entrances, you'll have a perfect brew ready when Black hits Bobby with the Black Mass.

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